Dear Diary,

Today after school Chloe’s mom took us to Wink and I had the chance to turn Kathi into a carrot by turning up the spray tan knob to “extra dark” while she was in the booth, but I didn’t. If the tables were turned, I have no doubt she wouldn’t have thought twice about it, but as far as I’m concerned, doing something like that is just BEGGING for bad karma. Karma’s like a boomerang: whatever you throw out there in the world –good or bad—comes back to you. And getting whacked in the head would hurt!

Zee